Sunday, March 6, 2011

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The President´s Speech

Wie schafft Mike Tyson das nur? In "Hangover 2" spielt er wieder mit. Seine eigene TV-Show "Taking on Tyson" ist in den USA angelaufen. In der "Late Night"-Show hat er Jimmy Fallon an den "Rock `em Sock `em"-Robots platt gemacht.

Und auch dem anderen Jimmy (Kimmel!) half der Champ bei einer Parodie auf den Oscar-Absahner "The King´s Speech".


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Kimmel Kartoon: Charlie Brown & Charlie Sheen

Trotz der immensen Konkurrenz von unendlich vielen Charlie-Sheen-Gags hat uns dieser Clip von Jimmy Kimmel am meisten begeistert.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Wumen Sitting Men's Stomach

The Roots remixen Charlie Sheen

In "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" benutzten The Roots die wahnsinnigen Ausbrüche von Charlie Sheen für einen zünftigen Remix. Und jetzt alle: "Defeat is not an option! They picked a fight with a warlock."

Thursday, March 3, 2011

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iPad2 vs. Stephen King

Jetzt ist es raus, das neue iPad. Für knappe 550 Euros wird es glitzern, einstauben und runterfallen können. Den besseren Deal macht aber wie immer der Geduldige: im November ( oder August - die Quellenlage ist nicht ganz eindeutig ) erscheint der neue Roman von Stephen King . Mit 11/22/63 traut the horror shark into dangerous waters.

on November 22, 1963, three shots out senior in Dallas, President Kennedy died, and the world changed.
If you had the chance to change history, would you?
Would the consequences be worth it?


Kennedy assassination and time travel is strong stuff ... only because of this very honorable James Ellroy the
Wust has co-written prima related to conspiracy in 1995 in American Tabloid . ( Own footnote or conviction, time travel is also not without. ) Even with the title King tops the iDingsX permeable, because he simply has more numbers. One way pigeons Kings books can now, but it is rather unlikely ...

Sunday, February 27, 2011

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"Oscar Talk" mit Mike Tyson & Leonard Maltin

speculation the world: Who will get an Oscar? confusing answers to this question is Mike Tyson in a highlight clip of "Funny Or Die" .

As a bonus, we see a part of Tyson's directorial debut "The Pigeon Whisperer", which regrettably was not considered by the Film Academy.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

1st Anniversary Of Death Words

Die Muppets vs. Ingmar Bergman

Ein Klassiker zur morgigen Oscar-Verleihung! Die Muppets parodieren Ingmar Bergman, d.h. Sam der Adler erzählt den Film " Silent Strawberries " von Ingmars Bruder Gummo Bergman. In den Hauptrollen sehen sie den schwedischen Koch und einen berühmten, piepsenden Laborassistenten als Engel des Todes.

Friday, February 25, 2011

My Tities Are To Small For My Age

150 Filmlines & Catchphrases

And the winner is ... David Balboa of "Exophrine" has not rested on its Supercut laurels: "I thought I'd do something special for the 83 rd Academy Awards program, broadcasting this Sunday This time, it's a series of. famous catch phrases and going as far back movie lines as 1932! "

An annotated list of Catch Phrases can be found at Balboa above blog. "Gobble, gobble. Gobble gobble."

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Aus Worten gemacht

Because we are a blog for so strange books are quoted also nice words formed close. Of these Juan Osborne has some in stock. The English architect and designer, is divided not only the surname with a palatable fire from his native country but his word-picture creations as it left a warm feeling in the eyes ...

Oscars 20011 by Juan Osborne
The concept is simple and ingenious: Osborne collects words within a specific context. Similar to a tag cloud, he then used these terms more or less in his visualizations. Words to Victory or Half a Million Manic Miners are just two examples - there are more Osborne to see for myself. Have fun.

[Picture of Juan Osborne, published under the creative commons License]


Tuesday, February 22, 2011

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Teddycalypse

Despite the obvious pumpkin and brandy elements that clip fit for all seasons outside of Mardi Gras and Halloween . Dawn Of The Ted digs up some nice memories of the early Peter Jackson, incidentally proves Doom (or the dozens of successors) its reference - and nothing is for lovers of plush animals.



Sunday, February 20, 2011

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Mr Matheson - einer Legende zum Geburtstag

Remember that monster on the wing of the airplane?

Inmitten unseres Filmrausches vor den Oscars wollen wir schnell mal einem Altgedienten gratulieren. Bei Duel , T he Incredible Shrinking Man oder Twilight Zone sollte es jetzt schon läuten - herzlichen Glückwunsch zum 70. an Richard Burton Matheson (oh, der Name stand schon in der Überschrift ...oh, auch der Name einer seiner tollsten, gleich mehrfach verfilmten Geschichten: I Am Legend ).

I Am Lego

Matheson hat nicht nur die Vorlagen zu den gerade genannten Klassikern geschrieben, Herrn Corman bei seinen Edgar Allen Poe Verfilmungen drehbuchtechnisch unter die Arme gegriffen, sondern auch viele, viele - eigentlich gaaaaanz viele Suspense - / Noir - / Horror -Stories in die freie Wildbahn entlassen.

Wer es gerne von hinten durch die Brust ins Auge mag: für den Ersteinstieg lohnt etwa die Anthologie He Is Legend . Da schreiben Joe R. Lansdale , Stephen King , Joe Hill und andere Prequels, Sequels und Spin-Offs zu ihren Lieblingsgeschichten von Matheson. Perfider Trick allerdings: die Erstlektüre the referenced Matheson stories with quite the further understanding to ... and for the connoisseur is also worth reading the recent. (Also, the collection is of course just as great as the father of cinema itself Matheson)

Saturday, February 19, 2011

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Brad Bird erhält "Windsor McCay"-Award 2011

Former Pixar Regissseur Brad Bird at the "Annie Awards" the "Windsor McCay" Award 2011 obtained. Then he just "Mission Impossible IV" turns, he sent a remarkable clip with his acceptance speech.

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"Der Exorzist" als Knet-Animation

What should a young splatter director, if all the cool horror movies already been enacted as Lego remakes in 2 minutes? Lee Hardcastle had a brilliant idea: He plays cool horror films (Evil Dead, Eraserhead, The Exorcist) as a wrought-animation in 60 seconds.

"The pilot episode was made for a competition Which grabbed the attention of Edgar Wright (dir. Shaun of the Dead, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World), who even stopped me in person and was all like" Hey, Great job, man ". Sam Raimi (dir. Evil Dead, Spiderman) emailed to say how much he liked it and requested the rights so it could be used on a later DVD edition Evil Dead. I'm being honest 100% and not making this up! It got news coverage from Sky News and MTV. "

offers for all fans of horror Knetfilms Hardcastle even on a tiered sponsorship model. For $ 750 one must choose a film he directed a remake, and participate as co-director.

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King´s Speech Rap

From Oscar Picks "The King's Speech" the English comedian and rapper Dan Bull has inspired: " I spent this weekend imagining what would happen if King George VI's speech therapy took a contemporary twist. "

Respekt für den rappenden Regenten! Bulls Königssprech ist der beste englische Stotter-Rap seit Morris Minor and the Majors .


Friday, February 18, 2011

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Pixar Studio Tour

Wird "Toy Story 3" den Oscar als bester Spielfilm (nicht nur als Animationsfilm) bekommen? Bei Pixar scheint im Moment alles möglich zu sein. Besucher lassen sie allerdings nicht so gerne in ihre Studios.

Die Journalistin Melena Ryzik von der "New York Times" konnte trotzdem die Pixar Studios besuchen.
In ihrem Artikel und einem Filmclip beschreibt sie die Welt der Pixelmenschen und ihrer Themenbüros.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

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Guillermo del Toros Monsters in the Making

In the "New Yorker" Daniel Zalewski has a long and well worth reading article on Guillermo del Toro written. As a bonus, Zalewski shows us how del Toro invents his monster.

Tingling Wireless Mouse

Oscars look-a-like-lego

In 10 days in LA again distributed small gold male. Who pretty scenes of this year's Oscar nominations again would like to quietly pass in review will, in Alex Eylar in the front row. The Lego enthusiast and movie built from the Danish Stones for years Stills known strip. Currently, there are of course Inception - Browse further promotes but also older nuggets like Shining, The Time Machine , Psycho ... apparent.

The Hollywood Issue

Saturday, February 5, 2011

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The Movie Alphabet

Simple as A, B, C! A no-frills, watchable Supercut of "thetoaster2006" "movie characters reciting the alphabet."

Friday, February 4, 2011

Ingrown Hair Puppy Dog?

Frogs Rock

Granted - Bohemian Rhapsody in the even a diva like Miss Piggy could with her thin Little voice points. For the right melting is needed but frogs. For the true Freddie Kermit, of course. David Bowie to the unknown is the twin brother (or clone?).



[via Schockwellenreiter ]

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Okla Dept Of Corrections Offender Lookup

True Grit Comic

If True Grit on 24 February in German cinemas einreitet barns, the Coen brothers have previously hopefully a few Oscars killed. As a promotional specialties, there are of course the obligatory trailer - and a disposable comic.

The as True Grit - bename Mean Business Dime Novel is on the official movie site tucked as PDF downloads available. Online readers come directly from Comixology their money. Have fun and thanks Grasping For The Wind for detection.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

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"Dazed and Confused" in 120 Sekunden

The small summary in between! Who can rattle off the film's content "Dazed and Confused" by Richard Linklater complete in two minutes?

course Mac Lethal , the fastest rapper in the world: "
The movie starts, 'Sweet Emotion' s playing in the background, / kids are smoking weed with Slater, one he's such a class clown ... "

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Die 7 besten (wahren) Anecdotes about Bill Murray

Bill Murray is a bad ass. The most incredible and true stories about him " ranker " collected.

"
Some of these stories are legend, and some may have indisputable proof, yet they are all amazing and sound exactly like the kind of awesome thing the most enigmatic celebrity (that we actually like) would Thurs

From stories from the set to sightings in Karaoke clubs and even crashing random house parties, this is a list of the greatest (real) Bill Murray encounters of all time. And no one will ever believe you.
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Saturday, January 29, 2011

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Premake: Up! (1965) The Empire

What if Walt Disney in the 1960s, Pixar's" Up "would have produced? These are the questions " Whoiseyevan " and she answered with his Premake trailer.

Ah, the swinging 60s. In an alternate reality, this era thus saw the production of the high-flying adventure-comedy, "Up!". Starring Spencer Tracy and Kirk Douglas, " Up! "followed the oddball escapades of the elderly widower, Carl Fredricksen, and his earnest band of misfits as they traveled through the wilds of South America.

How To Use The Hotdog Waffle Maker

farts back

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and do not let anybody tell you different."
- Kurt Vonnegut

belong to us Furzwitze to the lowest and most corrupt form of comedy. So we are posting the Furzversion of "Star Wars" just to show an example of what we reject categorically.

And what does the / in charge at "OneMinuteGalactica" ?
"I swore I'd never do another fart video, because they're crude, juvenile, and just GeneRally to insult to everyone's intelligence. And now it seems I've done another fart video. But I swear this one will be the last. "

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Happy Hour Invitation Wording Paying

like a cover of "New York" is created

In a cartoon showing the illustrator Bob Staake , as the cover of" New York has "created on 13 October 2008. ( Small-School Dropouts Footnote: donkey and elephant on the cover are of course the symbolic figures of the Democrats and Republicans in the U.S.)

Sunday, January 23, 2011

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Jules et Jim


"We played with the sources of life. and lost "
-." Jules et Jim ".

On January 23, 1962 in Paris was the premiere of Truffaut's" Jules et Jim instead of "
means for us not quite fifty-year anniversary a good excuse to Jeanne. to post Moreau's song "Le Tourbillon" from the FIM and the Nouvelle Vague Gif with Truffaut and Godard.
Gif via "Peggy Moffit" .

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Naturism On Porto Santo

Federal Court to claim compensation for Tarot

Der III. Zivilsenat des Bundesgerichtshofs hat über die Frage entschieden, ob und unter welchen Voraussetzungen ein Anspruch auf Vergütung für eine Leistung, die unter Einsatz übernatürlicher, magischer Kräfte und Fähigkeiten erbracht werden soll (hier: Lebensberatung in Verbindung mit Kartenlegen), besteht.

Dem Streitfall lag folgender Sachverhalt zugrunde:

Die Klägerin ist als Selbständige mit Gewerbeanmeldung tätig und bietet Lebensberatung ("life coaching"), wobei sie ihre Ratschläge anhand der durch Kartenlegen gewonnenen Erkenntnisse erteilt. In einer durch Beziehungsprobleme ausgelösten Lebenskrise stieß der Beklagte im September 2007 auf die Klägerin. In Subsequently, she put him on the phone in many cases different - personal and work - life issues the cards and gave advice. For this guarantee, the defendant in 2008, more than 35,000 €. For services rendered in January 2009 requires the applicant in its application € 6,723.50. The lawsuit is still in two lower courts without success. District Court and State Supreme Court have denied the alleged claim for compensation on the grounds that promised by the applicant's performance focused on the use of supernatural, magical powers and abilities and thus objective was impossible, so that the entitlement to compensation (pay) in accordance with § 326 para 1 * 1 BGB, § 275 paragraph 1 BGB ** no loss. The

III. Civil Division of the Federal Court initially approved the adoption of the courts below that promised by the applicant's performance is objectively impossible. A performance is objectively impossible, if they follow the laws of nature or the prior knowledge of science and technology per se can not be provided. So it is with the promise of the use of supernatural, magical or psychic powers and abilities.

However, it follows from the objective impossibility of the promised performance is not necessarily the case that the compensation claim is void of the applicant under § 326 para 1 sentence 1 BGB *. The Parties may, in the context of freedom of contract and in recognition of their personal responsibility agreement effective that a side - for a fee - an obligation to provide benefits to their bases and effects according to the findings of science and technology are not proved, but only an inner belief , a faith that effect or an irrational, incomprehensible match for third position. "Paid for" someone such services in the awareness that the appropriateness and suitability of these services to achieve the desired success, it can not be explained rationally, it would be content and purpose of the Treaty and the motives and ideas of the Parties disagree, to deny the compensation claim of indentured. In the circumstances of the case lies the assumption is not far away that the applicant according to the will of the parties was entitled to the remuneration agreed despite the fact that the "suitability" of the service rendered rationally can not be verified.

The Federal Court remanded the case to the appellate court to clarify whether such was the will of parties, but also to answer the question so far left open whether the agreement of the parties under § 138 BGB for immorality *** void. In this connection it must not be forgotten that many people, the kind Into contracts, in a difficult life situation or it is them to gullible, inexperienced, or mentally unstable people. Therefore, in such cases does not have high requirements 138 para 1 BGB is expected of a violation of good morals within the meaning of §.

Case of 13 January 2011 - III ZR 87/10

Stuttgart Regional Court - Case of 9 October 2009 - 19 O 101/09

Oberlandesgericht Stuttgart - Case of 8 April 2010 - 7 U 191/09

Karlsruhe, 13 January 2011

* § 326 para 1 sentence 1 (clause 1) BGB:

Does the debtor under § 275 paragraphs 1 to 3 not to afford entfällt der Anspruch auf die Gegenleistung; (…).

** § 275 Abs. 1 BGB:

Der Anspruch auf Leistung ist ausgeschlossen, soweit diese für den Schuldner oder für jedermann unmöglich ist.

*** § 138 BGB:

Ein Rechtsgeschäft, das gegen die guten Sitten verstößt, ist nichtig.

Nichtig ist insbesondere ein Rechtsgeschäft, durch das jemand unter Ausbeutung der Zwangslage, der Unerfahrenheit, des Mangels an Urteilsvermögen oder der erheblichen Willensschwäche eines anderen sich oder einem Dritten für die Leistung Vermögensvorteile versprechen oder gewähren lässt, die in einem auffälligen Missverhältnis are at the service.

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